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09.06.2025 07:13
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Do women really cheat more than men?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
No go.
What is the best way to get over your ex?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?